I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
