it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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