she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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