I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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