Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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