You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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