yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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