She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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