I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh god the rape fog is back!
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I checked into jail on foursquare
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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