windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
