I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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