this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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