I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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