Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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