With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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