We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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