just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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