RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I'm really busy with my period
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