It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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