before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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