Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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