It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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