No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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