he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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