Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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