dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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