You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
