does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
well you can't waste a boner
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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