She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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