but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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