took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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