Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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