I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
