Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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