One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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