Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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