Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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