I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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