Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Can I color on your dick again?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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