i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
