chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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