Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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