Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
my liver is dry heaving
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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