so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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