Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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