i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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