I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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