spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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