We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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