I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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