he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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