I will die if light touches me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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