i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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