You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
