Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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